I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
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she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
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He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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