do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
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I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
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I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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