And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
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Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
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I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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