Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
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I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
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He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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