you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
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the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
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She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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