I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
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I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
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words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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