if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
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Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
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We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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