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  • 202 46
    Submitted by Po1sonator on Apr 24, 10 at 10:30am
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    Anyone can fit into one...making it snug would be the challenge.

  • 131 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 24, 10 at 10:33am
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    Did u just find ur dick too?

  • 130 41
    Submitted by hunnietomybee on Apr 24, 10 at 11:01am
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    my fckn ass.. u cant even spell CONDOMS let alone fit into them.

  • 92 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 24, 10 at 11:22am
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    1036 that is totally false, I've seen sex Ed demonstrations where they fit an xl condom (magnum) over someones entire arm with ease, to prove that no one "can't fit into a condom"

    • 47 31
      Submitted by Anonoman on Apr 24, 10 at 11:50am
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      This. Magnums are completely unnecessary, but hell, it makes good money selling to insecure dudes.

      • 39 50
        Submitted by WillsGirl4Ever on Apr 24, 10 at 1:14pm
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        Magnums are nessasary. My fiancé can only use magnums because the regular sizes wind up being too stretched out and break. Maybe you're the one that's insecure.

      • 38 42
        Submitted by Anonymees on Apr 24, 10 at 4:45pm
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        The president of Trojan Condoms has actually explicitly stated that magnum and regular condoms are made for the same size penis as regular condoms. Condoms are made to fit the vast majority of American male sizes. The average american is 5.5 in to 6.5 in, all regular condoms are made to fit 5.5 in to 7.5 in. Only ones that explicitly state that they are made for larger men are larger. Regular magnums are just differently manufactured.

    • 50 31
      Submitted by Leto on Apr 24, 10 at 1:36pm
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      yeah, no. my ex and i tried to norm condoms on me, i didnt fit, length or girth. then tried magnum large, length is ok-ish now but its still tight girth-wise. sooo sorry bout your little dude :P

  • 68 40
    Submitted by yedthary on Apr 25, 10 at 2:10am
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    I love how the comment board is all people either saying they're too big for xl or their boyfriends are. People are too predictable.

  • 59 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 25, 10 at 12:20am
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    Good thing you have a decent package because you can't spell for shit.

  • 71 63
    Submitted by communistcanada on Apr 24, 10 at 10:34am
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    I love midgets! And their little sausage fingers!

  • 63 50
    Submitted by Booradleysneibor on Apr 24, 10 at 12:29pm
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    that is a marketing strategy to get more shelf space. They're all the same size. but. kudos for being smart enough to wear one

  • 51 33
    Submitted by 60132200 on Apr 24, 10 at 2:19pm
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    Best ego boost in the world.

    • 34 48
      Submitted by seagrams7 on Apr 24, 10 at 8:35pm
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      not so much when you live in denial.

  • 55 44
    Submitted by knuckles on Apr 25, 10 at 11:27am
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    Hey asshole its not a pair of jeans ur not supposed to fit with the baggy look

  • 56 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 24, 10 at 11:06am
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    Where is 540 and helloooo

  • 51 48
    Submitted by notTexan on Apr 24, 10 at 6:21pm
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    Ok dumbasses. There are magnums and then there are magnum XL. Magnums may be the same size as regular rubbers but magnum XLs are bigger. Anything smaller than an XL is so much trouble to put on that I lose wood by the time I get them on. If I do manage to get one on it's so tight at the ring that I can't keep wood for long anyhow. Other XL condoms are better but they are harder to find.

    • 45 42
      Submitted by spyralex on Apr 25, 10 at 4:12pm
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      "it's so tight at the ring that i can't keep wood?"\nclearly you do not understand how erections work. a tight ring (like a cock ring, or any other tight ring) will keep the blood in your penis for LONGER. it will KEEP you from losing your erection.

  • 51 48
    Submitted by Michel on Apr 24, 10 at 4:49pm
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    I've found that Lifestyle XL condoms fit me much better than Magnums but that's a size differntiation. Lifestyles have a 7.5" length and a 2" girth; they're a perfect fit. \nMagnums are slightly smaller in the girth so they hurt going on and peeling off.

  • 51 49
    Submitted by csf2 on Apr 27, 10 at 2:04am
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    You do realize that scientific anatomy has proven that if someone had an erection over 7.5 inches as some have claimed they would literally pass out from the blood rush to their genitals. So keep dreaming.

    • 33 47
      Submitted by IrregularMe on Jun 11, 10 at 3:10pm
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      Do I need to get a camera and a ruler? I assure you, that's not true.

  • 50 47
    Submitted by kcs99 on Apr 25, 10 at 1:59am
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    @Michel 4:49 - you must be the biggest wuss walking. Never heard anyone say "it hurts" to use a condom. Damn.

  • 48 53
    Submitted by bigmike1016 on Apr 25, 10 at 11:46pm
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    Am I the only one that is too small for DUREX?

  • 37 31
    Submitted by jaybram24 on Apr 25, 10 at 2:28am
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    you may fit in the magnum, but does it fit on you?

  • 42 47
    Submitted by zhiggins on Apr 25, 10 at 2:44pm
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    Anyone can fit into a magnum you retard. It's when you CANT fit into one when you should be proud

  • 47 62
    Submitted by Zarcu on Apr 24, 10 at 1:10pm
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    Totally not a marketing scheme. I used regular condoms and went through 5 of them while having sex, once. They are waaay too fucking tight. Magnums worked a little better but Magnum XLs worked the best.

  • 36 49
    Submitted by meowdi1262 on Apr 29, 10 at 3:33am
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    Less sex, more spelling...the word is C-O-N-D-O-M-S love

  • 35 49
    Submitted by lizzlee on Apr 25, 10 at 8:24pm
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    Condoms*

  • 32 50
    Submitted by iPJ on Apr 25, 10 at 11:07am
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    This is irrellivanr. But Alen posts that on every comment

    • 56 36
      Submitted by durty on Apr 26, 10 at 7:48am
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      that's cause he's a spam-bot.

  • 63 133
    Submitted by Feggets on Apr 24, 10 at 10:36am
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    Magnums are too tight on my bf :(

    • 44 41
      Submitted by greenbumho on Apr 24, 10 at 10:37am
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      Can I have his number?

  • 51 113
    Submitted by hahahauwish on Apr 24, 10 at 10:30am
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    First!! Hahaha I know u guys hate that. Suck it.