how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
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i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
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Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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