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  • 138 54
    Submitted by Anonymous321 on May 8, 10 at 8:30pm
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    that bites.

  • 115 59
    Submitted by mo_chedda14 on May 8, 10 at 3:22pm
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    No blow job calls for losing teeth. Idk if she should be slapped for taking it that far, or given an award for going above and beyond.

  • 106 59
    Submitted by WorstTextEver on May 8, 10 at 3:51pm
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    She was 78 lol

  • 108 65
    Submitted by fastmatt on May 8, 10 at 3:15pm
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    she wasn't trying to circumcise you was she?

  • 100 63
    Submitted by lily_loves_you on May 8, 10 at 7:02pm
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    How did you not feel the tooth before you saw it. I mean it was lodged in your dick..

  • 99 70
    Submitted by citizenkane on May 8, 10 at 3:30pm
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    IN your dick...?

  • 89 52
    Submitted by drunkjess on May 8, 10 at 8:50pm
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    that's what happens when you do meth

  • 92 60
    Submitted by RaCk on May 8, 10 at 6:30pm
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    How is this even possible?

  • 70 47
    Submitted by tonto01 on May 9, 10 at 12:54am
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    I always love a good toothy bj

  • 82 73
    Submitted by SashaLuhvsYuh on May 8, 10 at 4:57pm
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    Who the FUCK voted this good night?

  • 69 59
    Submitted by funkytech82 on May 8, 10 at 3:18pm
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    haha... a bitter eh...

  • 64 52
    Submitted by WhiteRose on May 10, 10 at 11:07pm
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    eewwwwwwwwwwwww, just saying.

  • 63 50
    Submitted by jenny_louise23 on May 9, 10 at 3:38am
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    Great Scott!

  • 68 63
    Submitted by Shitner on May 8, 10 at 8:53pm
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    This is fucking sick. He probably has a pullback for a tooth to get stuck in it.

  • 68 64
    Submitted by BrohammedAli on May 8, 10 at 3:40pm
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    Worst night ever

  • 66 61
    Submitted by Corekth on May 8, 10 at 11:03pm
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    Methamphetamines would make a couple that sexually aggressive, (they are always in the ER for ripped or torn sex organs) it's either that or it's fake. Nasty tho. Lol

  • 72 74
    Submitted by sequioa on May 8, 10 at 3:57pm
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    why the fuck is this even on here?

  • 67 65
    Submitted by giano on May 8, 10 at 4:47pm
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    Fucked up

  • 60 54
    Submitted by badfish21funk on May 11, 10 at 3:08pm
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    wwhhhhaaaaaatt the fuuuuuuuck

  • 60 59
    Submitted by tomsriver69 on May 11, 10 at 8:10pm
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    Ellyn? I heard you chipped your tooth....

  • 58 55
    Submitted by mybizzy on May 8, 10 at 3:40pm
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    Too awful to think about....

  • 54 54
    Submitted by jvclark2 on May 9, 10 at 1:47am
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    Ummm....what?

  • 57 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 10 at 3:16pm
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    lolol.

  • 55 58
    Submitted by maynard on May 9, 10 at 9:05am
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    He just means it sucked (hahaha no pun intended) and she scraped his dick.

  • 54 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 10 at 8:04pm
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    I guess it was under his foreskin?

  • 52 56
    Submitted by GoldenMe on May 8, 10 at 6:20pm
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    um, that is so many kinds of fucked up dude!

  • 61 76
    Submitted by chiapetlex on May 8, 10 at 3:38pm
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    that's pretty disgusting...

  • 51 59
    Submitted by YoungDk on May 9, 10 at 10:23am
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    I guess she didn't have dinner last night

  • 49 62
    Submitted by kinda_bitchy303 on May 8, 10 at 10:29pm
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    @anonymous321 I get it, clever...

  • 45 56
    Submitted by Epimetheus on May 27, 10 at 9:51pm
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    Normally you don't bite. And normally you don't let girls who have such shitty teeth near your dick.

  • 49 64
    Submitted by mike8121 on May 15, 10 at 12:21am
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    I know right Alabama is crazy

  • 44 54
    Submitted by JJdoggie on May 9, 10 at 4:54am
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    fake

  • 49 64
    Submitted by lindsayca on May 8, 10 at 5:08pm
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    I love in your dick

  • 48 64
    Submitted by hubertchosenburg on May 10, 10 at 1:36am
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    maybe he doesn't mean it literally? I really hope so cause that's fucking terrible

  • 53 76
    Submitted by danceblondie on May 9, 10 at 12:25am
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    Owwww!!!

  • 50 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 10 at 3:49pm
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    Ummm ouch

  • 41 57
    Submitted by golightly on May 8, 10 at 6:56pm
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    PAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

  • 33 52
    Submitted by aligrae on Feb 24, 11 at 11:34pm
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    that's just bad. i feel bad for you! really bad and i dont even have a dick. wow!

  • 38 68
    Submitted by sal22 on Jun 20, 10 at 10:05pm
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    Defintly getting an award for goin above and beyond. She should be honered.

  • 12 20
    Submitted by brettcampbell on Dec 4, 11 at 1:52pm
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    Pl\nP

  • 49 99
    Submitted by softhands2169 on May 8, 10 at 5:20pm
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    How do some of these messages get fuck on here? They are stupid... When I had a great one it didn't make it on here WTF