im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
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Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
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You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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