She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
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I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
So many bounce houses so little time
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
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Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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