Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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