my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
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all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
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Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
Bring me that man meat
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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