I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
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The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
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I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
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