I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
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They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
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Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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