I feel like abortions should bother me more
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
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She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
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They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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