They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
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I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
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i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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