Dual....:-)
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
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On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
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I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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