We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
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How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
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She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
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The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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