So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
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hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
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You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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