I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
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So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
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It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Randomize