I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
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I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
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He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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