Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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