Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
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Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
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who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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