do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
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i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
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when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
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