I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
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Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
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Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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