dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
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he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
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I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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