NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
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New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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