He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
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I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
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So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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