If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
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Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
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If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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