I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
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Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
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Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
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