Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
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There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
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Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
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