She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
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I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
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When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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