my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
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i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
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malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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