I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
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he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
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I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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