Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
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Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
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This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
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