How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
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Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
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I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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