apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
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I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
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she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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