yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
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Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
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I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
He literally asked permission to hit on me
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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