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  • 60 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 2:07am

     and my  bond so much when  high 

  • 61 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 7:22pm

    I first read it "me and my dog boned.."

  • 54 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 7:41am

    You bring a bad name to Orlando... Fake it to sound cool next time.

  • 53 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 1:01pm

    Greatest. Damn autocorrect

  • 53 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 1:29am

    Which one of u is the little spoon? I hope the dog is cuz it'd b hard for the dog to give u a reacharound. I'm first again. -chuckLe

  • 59 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 6:02pm

    Yeah... it's called bestiality you sick fuck! - Fishbulb

  • 51 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 12:03am

    That's just wrong. Someone needs to take your dog away from you freak.

  • 53 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 12:49pm

    Hide the peanut butter!

  • 52 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 12:41pm

    My cat and I always have bonding time when I'm drunk.

  • 48 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 6:58pm

    Reppin the Seven.Six.Ohhh.

  • 52 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 12:36am

    Me and my dog bond? More like my pooch and I spend quality time with each other. - Ken -

  • 53 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 12:17am

    Hahahah. That is so true!!

  • 57 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 4:25am

    Can totally relate. I would hold my dog for hours and if she growled I would even apologize sometimes.. Depending on how high I was.

  • 54 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 6:41pm

    That's not bonding, that's bondage

  • 55 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 12:11am

    im fucking stoned right now and i wanna clear some things up . . . i get what the fuck youre saying man it makes so much sense i fucking love my dog when im stoned thats why i clicked for the replys to even get here i wanted you to know how true that shit its and for the person who said their cat runs away im sorry because thats gotta suck a bunch so my sympathies

  • 53 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 10:16pm

    Who wants to cut my cock off and use it as a toothbrush?

  • 52 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 11:19am

    It feels like my dog can see into my soul through my eyes when I'm high. It's intense but I end up just laughing, then he wags his tail because I laughed.

  • 53 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 4:08pm

    I love it when my dog licks my balls. -Jeff

  • 47 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 9:11pm

    My dog usually hates me until i'm high... then she's immediately nicer.

  • 51 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 11:04am

    my dog drinks bong water..

  • 51 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 1:11am

    I did illegal things with a dog once... -Luke

  • 49 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 9:33pm

    My cat can smell weed and will run out of the room whenever she gets a whiff.

  • 50 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 8:25pm

    Are you implying that you fucked your dog? O.o

  • 56 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 6:38pm

    your lucky my cat gets very dissapointed in me when im high... he just sits there and stares at me and wont let me pet him='[

  • 52 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 8:30pm

    i always smoke into a paper bag then put it around my dogs head. he loves it.

  • 49 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 5:06am

    Throw in an "e" and you have boned

  • 52 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 6:07pm

    haha i know what you mean, its like the thing knows!

  • 50 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 12:42pm

    1:47 You are wrong too. It would be Mom says: "No, 'My dog and I'"

  • 49 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 12:18pm

    Saaaaaameee!!! This happens w me n my bird tho has. Still tight tho

  • 47 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 7:21pm

    isn't marijuana GREAT!!

  • 47 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 11:49pm

    Your coollll.. I think this proves you smoke too much hA

  • 47 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 1:47am

    Mom says: " No "My dog and I" " - Grammar Nazi

  • 47 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 8:11pm

    Oh man. My dog and I have been high for the past three days. She didn't even leave my side to greet my mother when she came home after a week-long vacation!

  • 49 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 4:30am

    does he like it when you shove your dick in his ass?

  • 53 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 10:50pm

    dude me too! haha its crazy, like it's not just a dog, but rather a spirit connected to us somehow. haha awesome.

  • 43 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 1:52am

    nobodyy cares at awlll about grammmer. if you have a totallly popular clique lik mine you never have to. what an LBR you readdd these TFLNs with your mom? wow, looser much?

  • 45 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 6:03pm

    hehehehehehehehehehe -Jeff

  • 45 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 10:24am

    Woahh when i first read this i thought it said me and my dog boned...

  • 45 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 11:36am

    So true. We are on the same wavelength when I'm high. When he gets high he just falls asleep tho.

  • 44 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 1:00am

    If I had a Nickel.. -Brandon

  • 42 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 12:22am

    So true! I bet it's because they get pet a ton more when we're high.

  • 49 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 7:25pm

    Got a plan...everyone send in fake texts under the area code 808. That's Hawaii, they're never on here. When we see one accepted from the 808, we'll know it's fake.

  • 43 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 10:57am

    I'm reppin the 760 oak hills ftw ;D

  • 51 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 5:19pm

    People with dogs are idiots. Sorry, just my opinion.

  • 41 60
    Submitted by BenJaMMiN3000 on Mar 11, 10 at 3:02pm

    ME TOO!

  • 41 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 8:48am

    soo true, i got stoned at my freinds house, and then we got his dogs stoned, and it was sooo sick. ahaha, we raced em and then we wrestled them, and then we smoked some more and left

  • 47 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 10:55pm

    7:25 I'm CERTAIN that no mod will read that lulz GREAT JOB LET'S TRICK THEM. Idiot.

  • 42 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 8:41pm

    haha, it goes against the anti-weed adverts.

  • 48 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 1:25pm

    fuck you 12:59. you get a life.

  • 39 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 6:10pm

    Hey Fishbulb, quit while you're ahead. There are other trolls and they're a lot funnier.

  • 41 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 6:08pm

    Charles Rutherford thinks you should stop using dog and call him friend or brotha,after all u eat fried chicken together and braid his hair

  • 38 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 2:22pm

    @ 1:11 Luke... I am your father.

  • 41 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 3:07am

    duude OP must have a lab...my labs try to lick the smoke out of the air when i blaze....lol

  • 40 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 5:19am

    Im Mac Mall and this is my opinion

  • 48 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 11:44pm

    My dog and I you illiterate fuck

  • 39 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 2:19am

    fuck your opinion !!

  • 38 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 9:08am

    I built a cat smoker for a friends cat... A big tupperware container, drill a dozen small holes in lid and put a 1" hose in the side. Insert cat, exhale into hose and let cat out. The cat was never right after giving it half piece of acid......

  • 41 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 10:31am

    9:08 i did the same thing before but it was a box and it had 2 holes then we got some tye dye material we bought and made kitty a tshirt then she army crawled all the way to her food bowl. i feel really bad about it now tho.

  • 37 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 2:38am

    Fuckin love you Sargent!

  • 43 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 1:01pm

    Hanging with my dog while i'm high is the greater.

  • 40 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 9:36pm

    My dog and I agree that fetch is a lot more fun when we are high.

  • 42 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 4:23am

    Dogs r good listeners lol

  • 32 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 1:25am

    my clique rocks! we are sooo popular! ohhh and we dont bond with dogs. ew.

  • 32 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 8:49pm

    One time I was fucked off on x. Petted the dog for like two hours.. He died shortly thereafter. I wonder if there's a connection?

    • 42 45
      Submitted by Itsnoah on Sep 27, 10 at 6:21am

      You're a fucking idiot. If you take hallucinogens like acid, shrooms or x, it will seep out through your pores and similarly be absorbed through an animal's skin if you pet it. I'm glad you didn't play with a baby. You fucking suck at life.

  • 29 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 7:27pm

    KC, this better not be you