used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
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yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
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I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
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