I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
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I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
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He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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