He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
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If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
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Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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