I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
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Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
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Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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