What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
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you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
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Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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