Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
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You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
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Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
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