Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
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There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
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Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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