Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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