Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
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So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
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This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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