I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
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I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
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Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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