there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
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bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
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I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
May the power of my ass compel you!!
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
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